This is for all you girls 30 years and over… and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30’s. AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it! She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing.

Women over 30 are dignified.

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to  wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30 , there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here’s an update for you.

Nowadays 80f women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire PIG, just to get a little sausage.

HAVE A GOOD DAY!!

How to Detect Lies

Introduction to Detecting Lies:

The following techniques to telling if someone is lying are often used by police, and security experts. This knowledge is also useful for managers, employers, and for anyone to use in everyday situations where telling the truth from a lie can help prevent you from being a victim of fraud/scams and other deceptions.
       

Warning: Sometimes Ignorance is bliss; after gaining this knowledge, you may be hurt when it is obvious that someone is lying to you.

Signs of Deception:

Body Language of Lies:

• Physical expression will be limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space.

• A person who is lying to you will avoid making eye contact.

• Hands touching their face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind their ear. Not likely to touch his chest/heart with an open hand.

Emotional Gestures & Contradiction

• Timing and duration of emotional gestures and emotions are off a normal pace. The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer it would naturally, then stops suddenly.

• Timing is off between emotions gestures/expressions and words. Example: Someone says "I love it!" when receiving a gift,and then smile after making that statement, rather then at the same time the statement is made.

• Gestures/expressions don’t match the verbal statement, such as frowning when saying “I love you.”

• Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad, awe, )instead of the whole face. For example; when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved: jaw/cheek movement, eyes and forehead push down, etc.

Interactions and Reactions

• A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive.

• A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner/accuser and may turn his head or body away.
       

• A liar might unconsciously place objects (book, coffee cup, etc.) between themselves and you.

Verbal Context and Content

• A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.”

•A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn’t do it” instead of “I
          did not do it”

• Liars sometimes avoid "lying" by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly.

• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you… they are not comfortable with silence or 
pauses in the conversation.
         
• A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement.

• Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.

Other signs of a liar:

• If you believe someone is lying, then change subject of a conversation quickly, a liar follows along willingly and becomes more relaxed. The guilty wants the subject changed; an innocent person may be confused by the sudden change in topics and will want to back to the previous subject.

• Using humor or sarcasm to avoid a subject.

Final Notes:

Obviously, just because someone exhibits one or more of these signs does not make them a liar. The above behaviors should be compared to a persons base (normal) behavior whenever possible.

So today…

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married,
have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t
old enough and we’ll be more content when they are.

After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal
with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We
tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his
or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice
vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there’s no better time to be
happy than right now. If not now, when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges. It’s best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.

One of my favourite quotes comes from Alfred D. Souse. He said,
"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin -
real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to
be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be
served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned
on me that these obstacles were my life".

This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness.

Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have
and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special,
special enough to spend your time… and remember that time waits for
no one.

So, stop waiting…

until you finish school,

until you go back to school,

until you lose ten pounds,

until you gain ten pounds,

until you have kids,

until your kids leave the house,

until you start work,

until you retire,

until you get married,

until you get divorced,

until Friday night,

until Sunday morning,

until you get a new car or home,

until your car or home is paid off,

until spring, until summer,

until fall, until winter,

until you are off welfare,

until the first or fifteenth,

until your song comes on,

until you’ve had a drink,

until you’ve sobered up,

until you die,

until you are born again

…to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

Thought for the day:

Work like you don’t need money,
love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching…

2day a new sun rises 4 me, everything lives, everything is animated, everything seems 2 speak 2 me of my passion, everything invites me 2 cherish it..

There is no justification without sanctification, no forgiveness without renewal of life, no real faith from de fruits of new obedience do not grow.  I must be willing 2 get rid of de life I’ve planned, so as 2 have de life dat is waiting 4 us. De old skin has 2 b shed before de new one can come.

There r things that i never want 2 let go of, people i never want 2
leave behind. But i always keep in my mind dat letting go isn’t de end
of de world, its de beginning of a new life..

De purpose of Life, after all is 2 Live it, 2 taste experience 2 de utmost, 2 reach out eagerly n without fear 4 Newer n Richer experiences..
 
Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!
This bright new year is given me

To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!

Happy New Year!!!

~JoJielicious~

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.  I mean, life is tough!

It takes up a lot of your time.  What do you get at the end of it?

Death!  What’s that. a bonus?

***I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way.  Then you live in an old folks home.  You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.  You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.   You go to gradeschool, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating… and you finish off as an orgasm!

isn’t it funny?? when u were younger, u so wish dat u were older n once u get 2 de age dat u want
u suddenly want 2 turn back de time n go back 2 where u were

dis year’s birthday..where i’ll b 24 will definitely different from de other birthdays
from the others i’ve had.. weird in a way, if you’d like but i wouldn’t say i didn’t learn anything from it

i did learn a little bit more of myself n my true feelings n i did notice the difference….from now & then

up 2 last year..i still didn’t get trashed like crazy on my birthday..it was more like as if i was trying to make my life smoother on the day i was born…

and yes dis year 2005…not only i stayed sober but i didnt have de slightest intention to go out and party instead i stayed at home all alone… not dat i didnt want  2 b with my friends but i only wanted to have a peace on my own & 2 think..

**and yes.. 2nite will be my big party ever.. in other words: party ’till i drop, literally!!!

hope it will be a pretty "productive" birthday this year….**yeah 2nite!!!** 

and like i said, or rather wrote "i did learn somethings…. from de past"

catch ya’all 2nite!!!

~mwahss!!~

We r not lovers bcuz of d love we make but d love we have
We r not friends bcuz of d laughs we spend but d tears we save
I dun wanna b near u 4 d thoughts we share but d words we never have 2 speak
I will never miss u bcuz of wut we do but what we r together

~cheers~